He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.

Somebody call the locksmith!

…pointed eachother’s barrels {toward each other} and fire at the exact time. Luckily about 10 sec later I came to the conclusion…

Jesus, 9.5 seconds earlier to tap them on the shoulder…

…so, I rubbed the soap in my own eyes…

👩: Honey, look. The neighbors got a new lawn mower. That’s the new Torso model you wanted.
🧔: I think that’s a John Deere God.
💀: Actually it’s a Yamahahahaha!

😼: halp me
🥺: don’t worry I won’t ever let go
😼: avenge me, brother

back home with 40 liters of milk on a sled.

“Ma! They only had chocolate milk.”

If you’re a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying… “oh, hey, let’s watch Baywatch!”
Then #426 is, is, -um… quite unforgettable.

Aurora, Illinois Cop… A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead’s welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol’ stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.

Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970’s, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin’. Coming soon to theaters…
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!

The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type – no true vent to the outside.

This came up in a image search for “young Shrek”…

source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/

In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can’t wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.

Dukes of Hazardous Materials Movers.

HighViz Floyd - Welcome to the Heavy Machinery.

“For he saw the graders comin’ hard and heard their backup beeping cries… Yippie ya yo… Yippie ya yey… CAT riders in the sky…”

Ha! In my head I first thought disney, and was singing “the cold water never bothered me anyway 🎵”.

Oh, that’s right. Taco Bell originally used an actual bell on their buildings - themed to look like an old western missionary.

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

Three hours later…