Money only has value if you like using it to buy food and shelter

A thing has nuts.

You get inside it.

Also works for tops :)

Call it gamer girl flavoured air and it’s worth $200 again

You wrote that book because you wanted to write a book - there’s no replacement for that. As a reader, your book is the same as a thousand other books.

Superimpose the text “somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans” so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

The ocean is a lot closer though, which helps