Since the Men in Black neuralyzer does not exist in real life, I shall now blind myself with my lamp so that I forget this game ever happened

Passtronaut more like Space INTvader

The Big Ten West might be dead but its spirit lives on forever, as exhibited by this MNF game

Luke Getsy’s shopping cart for Cyber Monday:

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Announcer jinx strikes again

Love seeing Kmet actually being used like a #1 TE and using his body to his advantage

There might be more OPI calls tonight than across the entire season so far at this rate

I know he was referring to the bank robber, but hearing Michaels mention Willie Sutton made my Fox-era Bears flashbacks relapse

If I had a nickel for every time Al Michaels said “69 yards” tonight, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

If this is “playing together”, I don’t want to know what not being on the same page would look like

Ah yes, the Ihmir Smith-Marsette and Eddy Pineiro revenge game