That’s so true. But don’t stop for a second to think about it, because… well… you really don’t want to do that…

We thank you for your service

Same

Can’t wait to read all about this in the newspapers

I drive my bike to the busstop like a spoiled, privileged brat

Genocide is perfectly fine. I think they’ve made that pretty clear over the last couple years.

I like being std free

If you are or ever become a mother, you’ll be smegma

I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

To me, Java feels nice and homely. Like coming home to your family over Christmas. Of course your parents aren’t quite with the times any more and a bit racist, which always makes for a nice discussion with your sister’s Hispanic husband. And there’s always uncle bob, who gets way too drunk and starts hitting on your wife. Your sister usually tries to get you to invest in her latest MLM scheme and the food tastes like seasoned cardboard. But it’s always warm and welcoming. Luckily it’s only for the holidays.

It’s lunatics… the lunatics have taken over the asylum

I’d love to use Linux, but I just don’t have the legs for those socks

Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t know. Thank you for your service.

I don’t get it, why make it personal?

When is Swift ever a good choice?.. JK :)

The likes of Trump shows that America might be losing grip on it’s position as a world leader. It won’t though, if not only for the ridiculous military budget. But economically that place is increasingly moving towards Asia (particularly China). To remain at the top though, you need to have a stable political system. It doesn’t even need to be democratic, but a coup (or civil war even) is definitely not a stable situation. So, Trump is definitely not “making America great again”. It takes a lot to be actually thrown from the top, but other nations are slowly losing bits of respect or regard for America. Especially during the previous Trump term.

I don’t get it

This makes want to become a tester. It scratches my evil itch just the way I like it.

Google is better as a verb than a search engine.

It was actually in my management textbook XD