This is the correct answer. Don’t overthink this. Just go, have a look and that’s it. Tell everybody involved that you don’t have to proof anything if they ask.

I know people who could afford this house easily that walk around like a regular farmer. Sales people having regular contact with wealthy people know this.

Well what a intelligent decision it was to bombard people with ads in OSs that were paid for.

I switched the day Microsoft clickbaited me into clicking on an ad while testing the new outlook with the paid 365 subscription I had. At this point I was having a constant stream small annoyances at least every week since Windows 7.

My host is running Linux mint now and 365 was replaced by only office (since this seemed to be the most similar and compatible office package I found). Trouble free since January. Battery lasting twice as much. Zero work lost because of unexpected update reboots 👍🏼

I’m so happy, I even bought a Steam deck to support Valve/Proton

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

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A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a…

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird

Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

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A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?

Well, everybody’s talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

A-well-a bird…

Surfin’ bird

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb… [retching noises]… aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom

Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Well don’t you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[repeat to fade]

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

I think anon never heard about the bird

Your answer doesn’t solve the issue and is a duplicate. I’ll double downvote you right now

😉

That’s the reason why I switched to a steelseries mouse with optical switches. The mechanics look like they should last forever.

The highest level of achievement is missing: Getting only two downvotes on Stackoverflow