Your opinion is basically ‘I’m a selfish cunt’.

“You had a concerning mole removed from your thigh”

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

Next up, contagious teratomas

If I plug my ears and go ‘lalalalalalala I can’t hear you’ then nothing bad is happening.

UK Labour party

Sometimes you need to ‘waste’ a day.

If voting changed anything they wouldn’t let us do it.

His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

Does she also have the force feedback pedal?

Repairability is definitely a factor, but don’t forget considering how long a company will support software updates for the device, how the device meets your needs no only today but 5-6-7 years from now, and your options for repurposing the device once it reaches EoL.

Buy a phone and keep it for as long as you can, and in general, just buy less phones. Don’t upgrade each year, that’s extremely stupid.

They’re also all made by heartless megacorps anyway. None of the companies are really ‘good’ just different forms of terrible.

No one cares. Just use whatever phone you like. This post is extremely cringey.

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Surely ‘the most moral army™️’ would have no problem demonstrating their innocence right. Let’s have a little look at some of the moral things they’ve been doing as of yet.

Hmmmmm… killing unarmed protesters. Raping prisoners?!?!?!

Heres the fun part. They never actually shrink the government. They just cut spending on social programs that improve people’s lives and put the money into the military and the police.

Democrats will do anything to lose an election

You can do a lot with local but, most people don’t like the idea of having a person fiddling with their flesh with sharp instruments for long periods of time.

Would America tolerate Chinese troops stationed in Cuba?

Nah. People think that conspiracies need to be some large crazy hyper complex operation with many moving and confusing parts, but they don’t have to be. It’s far easier to keep things under wraps if your conspiracy is small — only involving a handful of people — and, you have the ability to throw people in jail for the rest of their lives if they leak it i.e. the US security apparatus. I could see a small team of spooks being given the free rein to concoct a honey trap for assange and making it stick, all without any real public physical evidence. It’s not the wildest thing versus all of the Q-anon nonsense.