My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

My friend wants to know how you actually pronounce “fugue”. What a dumb friend, right?

That’s even more pathetic. “Hey, take time out of your wedding to pose with your computer and pretend to be working, so we can turn it into a viral ad!”

I can see this marriage being extremely successful.

I’m sure you already downvoted the post, you may move along now.

You do you, boo. I like my Mac and it suits my needs perfectly. The cost difference is a mere drop in the bucket for my org.

The OP didn’t say they should get away with it, they’re just pointing out how idiotic teenage boys are. I think we can all agree that they deserve serious consequences for this, it’s vile. Do they deserve to have their lives ruined?

Beyond typical teenage stupidity, they learned this behavior from somewhere and that’s usually at home. So I think they don’t bear sole responsibility here. This happened as a result of their environment. The boneheaded teenager says the quiet part out loud to be edgy or whatever. The solution is to punish them, but also take a deeper look into the situation which allowed it in the first place.

Also, I can tell from that picture that the ringleaders # 1 and 3 are total dickwads.

That seriously has to be the worst product I have ever used. I don’t understand how it’s still around.

bOtH sIdEs

And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

Typescript is verbose training wheels for JavaScript, change my mind

The key is to kick someone’s ass on the first day, or become someone’s bitch.

And if you buy any hardware from Google, count on it being discontinued and unsupported within a year. Anyone who continues to buy shit from Google is either deluded or a fool, or both.