Pick up in Lagos, or Abuja?

Yes, aware. Hence the “pissed me off” bit!

Depends on your “fear of something going wrong” vs. the likelihood of that, actually happening. I bought a 2014 Cayenne CPO (from an individual). The warranty was good through 2020, and was never used.

I’d personally NOT pony up extra $s beyond the CPO warranty. YMMV.

What car? All warranties are “insurance products”. The “house” wins most of the time.

WTAF? Buy it, or NOT. Fuck tactics, and fuck the VW group. I buy, when I want to. If the c***s do not have a car (my car), I will buy something else.