He sounds like a germapgobe that has never owned a dog.

Someone needs to learn regular expressions.

Power top or bottom?

I’m not sure why you’re having such a hard time comprehending. The motorcycle accident he woke up from was the original accident. He was in a coma for 3 weeks but dreamt that 3 years had passed. Accident #2 occurred in his coma and not the real world. The punchline is that the 3 years were not real and he’d been in a coma for 3 weeks.

No where in the drive to the doctor does it say he was driving motorcycle.

Then when he woke up in the hospital they told him he was in a motorcycle accident 3 weeks ago but he was expecting them to tell him he was in a car accident. Basically he woke up in our reality 3 weeks after a motorcycle accident not 3 years later in dream reality after getting in a car accident.

In the dream they were taking the baby to the doctor in a car. Still bizarre to be holding them and not in a car seat.

I know a smelly Nelly.

You’re talking about the old UPN network?

I started getting messages every week from a carbon black scan blocking access to some npm’s package.json.

IT just white listed files named package.json.

My answer is usually “I don’t care how well it runs on your windows machine. Our deployments are on Linux”.

I’m a old developer that has done a lot of admin over the years out of necessity.

A user

IT is an administrative function and is really part of operations.

Software development is generally a creative position and is a profit center. If you work somewhere where you develop internal apps, you may have a different perspective.

It goes both ways. At my old job, they took away local admin. But for some reason they configured visual studio to run as admin. So, I just wrote a little program that opens the shell. Whenever I needed admin, I just ran that program from Visual Studio.

I like the cut of your jib.

You’re one of those? Its sequel and GIF has a hard g.

We’ve had automated chats for a long time

I’ve probably said GUI tens of thousands of times. Have you ever heard some pronounce SQL as squeal?

Do SQL next!

But at some point, it doesn’t necessarily mean your roof. Especially if the fuck ups damage property or other persons.

If her eyesight can’t be corrected with glasses, I don’t Lasik is going to help.