Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

Wah. I don’t want to see the entire fucking world around me filled with evidence. Wah. Wah. Wah.

It’s the entire discourse online, mostly stemming from veterans on social media. Literally saying the same as comment above you.

I didn’t see it going anywhere else but here we are

My mom texts exactly like this. Talks too.

Lol what??

If federated platforms were people archetypes, Lemmy is Bernie Bros with mellowed rhetoric that think they’re beyond sexism 🤷

Maybe that’s what went wrong. We took their protection for granted and now we don’t have it.

That’s not my dad!

I was picturing muppetifying the real actors until you shared this lol

Omg - don’t we like know they’re not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?

Angryupvote

Was it Clinton that didn’t inhale?

This was me in a southern European airport after a weeks long exhausting adventure (aka 2 wk hangover) and we still had two days of travel home. I think I started actually crying as I kept muttering “I just want to go home now”

Ran into my cousin and his friends at a festival 20 years ago. Came by their tent early morning and one dude was passed out outside so I covered him up with a blanket and tucked him in. Later on they were all thanking me profusely which I didn’t get. Turned out the kid was a skin cancer survivor and that morning ended up being brutally sunny and hot.

Username does not check out

My mom spent the 90s hating all those things. Dead on.

Over my head

Help please

There’s so much more news than fun, is why there’s not a ton