Another take away line, after being asked if the count was worried about the monster raving looney party running in Clacton, there were words to the effect: “If anything, the monster raving looney party will split the Reform vote”

The best defense is being able to run.

In an interview with Jeremy Vine, The Count was challenged on the general requirement for people to not wear hats in the chamber. His retort was that it’s also generally required to declare donations.

I’ll have a huff on this hopium too.

Can we just call the algorithm sex panther and move on?