Ever? That’s a lot.

Tow it out of the environment.

That’s a terrible sword to live by. How do you expect to get blood, then? If you’re unconscious you can’t take it by force.

Now start filleting wagyu.

Moobers?

ZFS. It’s come so far, and it has so far to go. but it’s a good concept for sure.

Firefly.

My favourite truck is the green one.

Staten Island is full thanks.

Hey. Some of it is either very vocal upper Texans and/or comically racist pre-Cajuns. It’s not all fire-based home-reno experts.

I saw this meme during trump1. It was funny.

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The list of genocides is long, and 1940s were just one entry in a litany of cases.

Here’s the thing: Al-jazeera has always had turns of phrase like this, but they’ve been sprinkled in their pieces to remind and reassure us there are smart people writing who get it. But the name and their focus can tend to be off-putting so they’re ignored by wary whiteys with simpler reading tastes. Ohai.

With this one, you know they wrote the hell out of it. This viral bit of prose could be them reminding us they’re still relevant. I know I needed that reminder , and I hope they’ll be gentle if they ever realize Canada exists.

many phones with a headphone jack that have an IP68 rating which invalidates your whole point

Typing on one right now.

I’ve literally never used the headphone jack on a phone in 10 years

We understood that as soon as you said “literally”.

I’ve not used on*star, a fire extinguisher or a #2 pencil in a while either, but I bet they’re important. Beware false consensus.

Oh, that’s a great suggestion.

Please tell me someone didn’t buy software with ‘atleast’ spelled like that in there. Please, tell me someone tested the web app and had the brains God gave a douglas fir and knew that wasn’t a word; that it was never a word; that the writer’s spell check should have picked that up; that it’s not been over-ruled by stupid so much that it just takes it.

Careful, Hobbes. Calvin needs to be home for dinner, soon, so keep it simple.

“So then li’l blorko was like I’ll totally glomp that and he was ratioed by woffle’s stans when they…”

I have to know: are these words made-up or is the influence of vapid youtube whores ruinin–uh, I mean “evolving English the way linguists think is cool and proper”?