Just enjoy the ride on the tank

Now, we are fucked

The under

Honestly, given the last 20 years in DC, I’d think fans would know what a proper tank looks like and what it can start.

2004 - Caps blow it all up, win the draft lottery, get Alex Ovechkin. Sustained success for 15 years and won a title and could have won more.

2008-9 - Nats drop a 100 games each year, draft Strasburg and Harper. Best 8 year run in franchise history ensues, culminating with a title.

But those years before getting those players were AWFUL. The Wizards are in the AWFUL phase, and I’m here for it.

Pacers. Live here, root for the local team when they aren’t playing the team I grew up with.

The under

Buddy and what else to make it happen?

So what exactly would an improved Pacers defense look like, realistically?

I always joke that Alex Caruso looks like he just came to the game from the local Y. He needs to go to ATL now.

I’m starting to think betting the over on the Pacers was not a sound investment tonight

Everything’s under control, situation normal

Suck it Philly. That is all.

I thought the “this is fine” meme was our official logo for the season?

Honestly, I’d love to see him in the three point shootout

Mathiburton

Giannis broke wind

Winning basketball is entertaining basketball

The smoking crater that will inevitably be left behind when this roster is blown up will make the Sterling era look reasonably decent.

I can’t wait to see him play to the home crowd in the ASG this year

This is so much better with the emojis