As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

Comparing woke to the reign of terror is a fucking mood buddy

those poor children

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Why is he so fucking weird?

Naw, this some damned shit

Were you skiing in the Alps?

And it was recorded off the tv so you had to fast forward through commercials about clap-on clap-off lights

I do both, I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top

Old Ukrainian recipe: fry garlic and onions in a pan with butter, then decide what to have for dinner

Goddamn that’s the third time this year

I laughed so hard when that prisoner returns from space and asks “how’d the world end!?”

And Clarke says “which time?”