Why is he so fucking weird?
Why is he so fucking weird?
Naw, this some damned shit
Were you skiing in the Alps?
And it was recorded off the tv so you had to fast forward through commercials about clap-on clap-off lights
I do both, I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top
Goddamn that’s the third time this year
I laughed so hard when that prisoner returns from space and asks “how’d the world end!?”
And Clarke says “which time?”
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