“Yes, and you. I did say ‘we’, did I not?”
I, I, I, I, I, I All those tears I cry, I, I, I, I
“My company got a load of laptops in, wonder kind of cool sm post I can make with ‘em before I deploy ‘em…
…
I got it!”
“You wanna Christmas card? You wanna Christmas card?! All right here, here’s your Christmas card!”
“😵💫”
Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.
Whatever you may want, you do not want tardive dyskinesia.
Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a disorder results in involuntary repetitive body movements, which may include grimacing, sticking out the tongue or smacking the lips.
And that’s just to start.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia?wprov=sfti1#
The manager cleaned up within a week, quit, became a day trader and is now a multimillionaire.
Meanwhile, anon has long since forgotten what his native accent was and still loves working at Hardee’s.
It’s a reference to Tha Grate Biffinski:
WIAT, Y R U CALLIN IT SCREAMING CASE THAT SOUNDS FKN DUM TBH
L8R DOODZ
-SP4SEM4N B1FF
Um, excuse me, but I’m very well known for rexing awesome xs on x, and will definitely subx you for what you’ve lemmied here.
Pun bomb dropped. No survivors.
tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting
Cop: You a spoon, shovel, backhoe, or “all of the above plus some” kinda person?
There’s no one in the trolley, politely ask the Ukrainian army to drone strike it. Easy as.
I assume that’s printed because there may be cases where nuts may get mixed in with the peanuts, which are a legume, and not actually a nut. Also, corporations sometimes have to say weird shit so as not to get sued.
Smoking. Vaped off of cigarettes and then gradually decreased the nicotine levels until I had vaped 0 nicotine for two months, then stopped vaping.
B-16