don

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

Dude brings his laptop to bars to sit on it? Poor guy! Has he ever tried the bar’s stools/chairs?

Is that Gates McFadden in the last one lol

Moby – Come On Baby (Crystal Method Mix)

Lived in Eesti for several years back in the 90’s mainly in Nõmme and Lasnamäe. Beautiful country, amazing people. Hotel Viru had its own cool vibe back then, and Vanalinn in the winter is breathtaking. If I could apply for citizenship, I do it in heartbeat.

Put a sniper on top of the cart in case the switchman gets bought out. Ain’t taking no chances.

Oh okay

She scribbled her number on the note? What number was that?

B-16

Seems accurate.

“Yes, and you. I did say ‘we’, did I not?”

I, I, I, I, I, I All those tears I cry, I, I, I, I

“My company got a load of laptops in, wonder kind of cool sm post I can make with ‘em before I deploy ‘em…

…

I got it!”

“You wanna Christmas card? You wanna Christmas card?! All right here, here’s your Christmas card!”

“😵‍💫”

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

Whatever you may want, you do not want tardive dyskinesia.

Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a disorder results in involuntary repetitive body movements, which may include grimacing, sticking out the tongue or smacking the lips.

And that’s just to start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia?wprov=sfti1#

The manager cleaned up within a week, quit, became a day trader and is now a multimillionaire.

Meanwhile, anon has long since forgotten what his native accent was and still loves working at Hardee’s.

It’s a reference to Tha Grate Biffinski:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIFF_(Usenet)#

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