Well let’s talk about what he isn’t good at.

• He delivers nearly nothing in pass protection and probably never will, so when he’s on the field you know it’s a handoff or he’s running a route.

• He doesn’t have good hands for pass catching, as we’ve already seen.

• He’s so diminutive that he really isn’t useful in short yardage situations. Remember on 4th and inches on Sunday when Hill got it on the second effort? Mitchell doesn’t have a second effort. If you get two hands on him, he’s tackled.

• He preformed admirably at ECU but he also wasn’t being chased by any future NFL players.

He’s really, really good at a very narrow set of skills, and doesn’t bring much else.

Unless you have a very specific place in the stadium you absolutely must sit, the best prices will be found the day before or the morning-of.

These games never sell out. You can still find seats for sale at halftime.

I’m just scared because nobody wants this guy for more than one year. The Browns actually signed him for a second year, and its well documented that he gave up on them about halfway through.

I think our best bet is that he signs for 1 year at $8 mil with someone else because of the season he had with us, and we get a 6th round comp pick out of it.

I think they’re very comparable players but Watt is a shithead. And that’s too bad, because his brother JJ was a Hall of Famer and never got caught up in the extracurricular bullshit that TJ does regularly. So it’s not necessary, he just does it anyways.

Mathematically speaking we will see one or two upsets from this list.

I wish we looked better too, but ask Buffalo how good they feel about beautiful losses. When you’re on the road against a good quarterback the W is all that matters.

Zac Taylor is garbage. His game plan is just to let Burrow cook, but if Burrow doesn’t put the team on his shoulders then Taylor has no plan B.

Tough to put Justin Tucker on this list. His bad seasons may be average for everyone else, but it is still a bad season for him.

The Bills had a window, and they blew their best shot in 13 seconds in Kansas City. They were once a playoff fixture. But those rookie deals expired, Josh Allen’s cap hits have started hitting hard, players on good teams get paid to go elsewhere, vets get replaced by mid-round draft picks… and right now they’re not even in the playoffs.

I think people are frustrated because they see Cincinnati heading in the same direction.

The easy days are over for the Bengals. Joe’s cap hits are going to hit hard and fast, Jamarr is going to be the highest paid receiver in the NFL about four months from now, Higgins probably moves on, along with most of these names. The margin for error shrinks

It gets a LOT harder from here on out.

If you can’t beat the Steelers, Ravens, or Browns, home or away, even one time, do the playoffs matter?

You can shout out Logan Wilson if you want to. But your shoutout including pictures of the two players he hurt last night, one of them severely, is a really, really bad look.

Wow that’s a bad look.

I can understand precautionary braces when playing a contact sport. I think every lineman wears one. But a precautionary brace for getting off a bus?

For three first round picks, the barometer should really be higher than simply one step above average.

In Vegas, a starting quarterback is worth about seven points on the spread. But for Cincinnati it feels like its worth 21 points. And I just feel like it is a failure of coaching that every game depends entirely on Burrow, while the other position groups are nearly superfluous.

The Bengals are talented enough to win games when Burrow doesn’t play his best. They just don’t.

Do you guys have the depth to create a pass rush with Hendrickson and Hubbard out?

We’ll be down at least one tackle, with one capable replacement. But we might also be down a second tackle with a really bad replacement for him.

You are going to lose some games with double digit leads in the fourth quarter. Not many of them, but some of them.

That’s just football.

There is a lot of revisionist history here. Baker Mayfield wasted some of the most talented Brown’s rosters in modern football history. He was not the guy.

European bars have the best names.

I would LOVE to see that happen.

Because the rest of the team would be comprised of undrafted free agents while Burrow/Chase/Jefferson consume 60% of the cap.