My dad would knock him out.

Hey he stopped calling her “the Nicky”

You’d think with all her surgeries she’d not have to use shapewear

What’s the timeline here? Have they been there a week? 2?

Who names their daughter Petey

When are you never drunk Jovi

He’s going to delete the messages off his phone

Flat Michael is gonna go overboard if no one’s holding onto him

Why can’t I get user flare anymore??

Liz ain’t yo wife Ed

Why is this babble commercial animated

Ed is just using this to bank points with Liz so he can treat her like shit later and get away with it

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE CRUISE!?

Just tuned in: look at flat Michael enjoying his boat ride

Imagine their kids seeing this when they’re older

I’d be hated. I’m quiet, keep to myself. It comes across as stuck up and bitchy. But I also won’t take anyone’s shit

My husband in the other hand is the golden retriever of our relationship. Super people person, social.

Opposites attract

Georgie

She seems to want to be defined by the fact that she’s trans.

Coco needs to be crate trained

Um, no mom. You have zero input in kids