I also got this, along with “Can my husband drink my milk?”

Same, except I lift with my teenage son and daughter. We got a power rack in the garage and now they drag me out to it with them. We’re all feeling better about ourselves!

At least I got chicken!

Counting commits is exactly the type of stuff starting to happen. linear.io for example. I’m seeing this used as a way to rank dev value under the guise of “we’re just trying to help teams improve throughput”