Not that boring. It’s not Lamborghinis and super models exciting but I keep a pretty busy schedule.

Sometimes people just need a shitty boring football game to zone out to. It’s like how fake fast food pizza tastes so much better at 1am than the authentic pizza joint down the block. It’s the illusion of familiar comfort and quality.

Best decision I’ve made all season. I’m not giving any more brain space to the pathetic sludge around here that’s still Q1-Q2 doomsdaying the 10-1 eagles.

Did not even think about that. That’s a great question

At least they’re no longer an off the field embarrassment, I suppose

Your device will very likely be 100% fine. Keep in mind that the relatively tiny minority of people who receive defects are way more likely to report it online than the significantly bigger group of happy customers who received a perfect device and don’t have any reason to share their experience on Reddit.

Edit: deleted some advice that neglected your RMA cost barrier

That’s a pretty underrated big-picture benefit tbh. I’m one of the people who upgraded but the more Steam Decks that reach people’s hands and convince Valve to keep growing and supporting this awesome device is an absolute win for all handheld enthusiasts

Label created doesn’t mean it’s in UPS hands. It just means Valve has initiated things on their end but hasn’t actually dropped it off at UPS yet.

Anyone else who ordered within the first few seconds of launch still waiting for their unit to actually ship? UPS delivery estimate says Friday but there’s still no update aside from the tracking label being created.

My nearby friend who ordered 90 minutes after me got his delivered yesterday which is mildly annoying.

Yes that’s what 1a and 1b means

Yes that’s what 1a and 1b means

Simply sensational

Simply sensational

You do realize we’re not on the team and what we talk about on Reddit means fuckall, right?

Last I checked that day-1 locked in mental grind of yours didn’t stop Nick Castellanos from dooking his pants and ending on a 20+ whiff streak.

We’re on vocal rest until Sunday. We need to conserve our decibels.

I’ve been working through the past 14 hours so I’m sure someone’s already made this observation but…

NFL.com’s power rankings boosting Dallas from #8 to #6 on their fucking bye week while keeping the Lions who actually played / won a fucking football game this week at #7 despite currently holding the better record is peak Dis Our Year delusion