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I introduce myself to my neighbors once I’ve established that they are the ones who will live in the house and they’re not flippers or planning to rent the place for pAssIVe iNcOmE.

I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

Decent quality automatic cat feeders.

We have 3 cats, and I resisted getting autofeeders for 5 years because it felt silly to buy what amounts to three $75 food bowls.

They paid for themselves the first weekend I didn’t have 3 razor sharp dickheads screaming at me to feed them at 5:15 AM. I should have bought them years ago.

What’s stopping you from switching to iPhone?

My lack of desire to switch to iPhone.

1. I’m not the one who downvoted you (which clearly means the consensus is you’re wrong, ratios be damned)
2. You and I are now workplace enemies
3. I hope you have a good day!

Google Docs Editors is inferior to any office productuvity suite, and it’s overused in the professional world.

I don’t want your fucking Sheets link. Email me the Excel file with _v1 at the end.