All the more reason to lick it 👅

You didn’t lick it?

We also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.

You could look for wide shoes, not all brand make them. So, instead of looking for size 12, look for 12 Wide (I think it’s usually shown as the letter B, so 12B). I’m a cis woman with wide feet, and this is what I do.

I’m looking at them now and realizing I may need to go to a store to try them out.

Sploosh, adding to cart now.

Well, don’t just tease! Does the fucking pillow work? If yes, what’s the brand?

Bats! Lots of bats!

While this is a plush toy, it is still adorable. And you can join us at !bats@lemmy.world for some real adorable bats!

You can also sell it on eBay. It’s not much, but it’s honest work.

Does coffee count? I just woke up.

Meditation and mindfulness absolutely have scientifically proven effects.

Anyone who believes in the fairy tale of religion is going to be more susceptible to other lies.

True story, I thought I was too old for grad school to switch careers at 36. It was nonsense. I am so much happier now in my 40s working a job I love.

When she becomes your wife, make sure to throw in some cheese and salami. Wives can have a little salami once in a while.

One of 40 reporting for duty!

Printer ink.

I’m just kidding… listen to all the other smart people in this thread and not me.

100% fabulous

A whole bunch of professional groups are on there. It’s one way I get client referrals and network.