ifn't (myNum don't= 3 && myStr ain'tnull'rblankish)

I would have bought it if they said ifnot instead, it’s the same number of characters and wouldn’t require a major parser overhaul to support keywords with a ’ in the name.

Since the day I first ate cheese, there hasn’t been a single moment when cheese wasn’t in some part of my digestive system. I am cheese bag.

Might be able to call assembly untyped. Everything beyond that I think would be called either statically or dynamically typed, maybe weakly typed?

Yeah, it’s just rude. I have never, and it’s a serious condition.

Is there a place to verify these posts are real without actually touching Twitter (currently known as Elon Musk’s X)? I see there’s blue checkmarks on them but I have a feeling a really cleaver hacker could fake those in an image.

Everyday’s the fuckin’ same

Happy Yesterday++ Day!

pre-meditated pre-purge murder

Yeah, it’s true. I knew all the other ones, had to put that one in the dev tools console to believe it. I was just happy to know === continues to be sane in that comparison.

Hot take scumbag. Who cares? Fuck the pope. His opinion means absolutely nothing. Every less-than-complete-shit-bag-of-a-human has already been saying this for years, without the delusional thinking that their opinion is somehow more special than everyone else’s.

Sorry, didn’t mean to be a complete bummer. Downvote to pay respects 😔⚰️

Oof, does it have to be the top 3 posts on Lemmy/All? The day started off so good with that “What’s good in the world” Reddit thread. I’m going to bed.

Phase 1: Can’t change people. Phase 2: Can control how I react (to diminish the harm I feel). Phase 3: I feel less harmed, but my reaction shouldn’t further enable their shitty behavior. Phase 4: See ya! And I’m skipping phases 2 and 3 from now on.

It’s better than saying “listen to my dumbassed, drive-by, uniformed opinion on the matter”. But here’s mine anyway. There’s no time for shit people in life, with no exception for blood. Actually, they should be held to higher standards than strangers. Bye, Grandpa!

Andre Braugher, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ (oh cool he has a cool new project 👍 …) and ‘Homicide: Life on the Street’ (Hmm, hadn’t heard of that one 🤔 … Oh fuck, they mentioned more than one show 🫣… Shit).

They didn’t go out of business many, many years ago? I can’t believe I even recognized the name at this point.

Florida man is dead!?

I was using a Bose Wave radio as my desktop speakers since 1997 until this summer. It sounded fantastic. One of the speakers started getting a little buzzy at higher volumes a few years ago, which was still fine for normal daily use, until I got back into playing music. Now it serves as our record player speakers but we don’t use that often.

? I’m quite positive I’ve used MIDI in Firefox on hooktheory.