To be fair, DA:O still holds up pretty well and doesn’t really need a remaster.

And lose weight with every amputation

This is falsch. No true German would be upset to be asked to pass judgement on someone or complete paperwork.

I sold about $200 in Bitcoin I mined back in the early days, like 2009 and 10. Missed out on over $80 million.

I used to have a cat that went nuts for cantaloupe. Like she would eat through cardboard to get to it, then gnaw through the rind and hollow it out.