Yeah, but, like, how many hours will it take for you to deliver 5 complexity points?

Purescript is like a modern Haskell. Completely different programming paradigm, much less accessible to your average JS developer just wanting to tighten up their code without having to learn category theory

Why is it that security guys always think their issues are more important than any other issues?

Like well done you, you ran an automated tool over the codebase and it picked up some outdated dependencies.

We cant just update these dependencies because the newer versions have breaking changes and we already have a backlog of 32767 issues to deal with.

It’s not security debt, it’s just general technical debt.

Why is the issue that is only exploitable in a contorted scenario where the user has broken out of a VM and gained root on the hypervisor more important than the issue preventing our largest customer from tripling their volume on our platform?

Not to mention the joke that’s been made of the CVE system due to resume padding by the security industry…

Would it make more sense if they were labelled “YouTube Dopamine Hits” ?

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

She leaves me to furniture assembly thankfully.

The ultimate relationship tester is: moving house

Either that or camping setup

It’s got electrolytes!

Onions have layers

Came here to mention this, you beat me to it.

Hands down the saddest movie I’ve ever seen

Try Ubuntu mate

'straya!!

If I didn’t have Google Maps Transit to navigate western Europe, Singapore and even Los Angeles I’d be completely screwed because I come from a country with next to no public transport and had no idea how it was meant to work

Linux is overrated *by arch users

FTFY

I use Arch btw, and so does my wife

Haha I’m stealing that. Btw I use Arch (and so does my wife)

Damn security guys are trying to justify their existence again.

My Fedora is single user and the system handily comes with one called ‘root’