Gosh, now I want ice cream!

It’s working great for me, but I definitely have ADHD

The Big Lebowski

I watched Top Secret! for like the third time. It’s so funny! They don’t make 'em like that any more. Unless they do: in which case, please tell me the title!

This could go on ‘not the onion’.

My mother would always tell us, “don’t have children, you’ll regret it.”, “They ruin your life”, “I never wanted to have children, it was your father’s idea”, “my life was so much better before you two came along”.