Trademark it, especially if you have a history of using it

Who the fuck is Patrick Surtain? I was talking about any random person whose initials happen to be PS that this beautiful collection of kneecap biters happened to think of in the last 12 hours

I know, but we’ve also rarely been relevant in the last 20 years. The front office is good at drafting and free agents, and we wouldn’t even really need to trade for anyone if our luck on the injury front was any better