In Japan I like how everyone keeps left on escalators so folks have a path to walk up on the right if they want to. Also Japanese drivers were the most careful and patient out of like 6 countries I ever got to visit. Italian drivers were at the other end of the spectrum.

In French class i chose “Guy” from the list because I thought it sounded cool, but then found out they pronounce it like “ghee” which didn’t sound as cool. Malheureusement.

time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.

why did the little old lady fall into the well? she couldn’t see that well.

those stupid lazy selection lists that seem to load asynchronously. items show up late to the party and are allowed to actually cut in line, shuffling the order of the existing (clickable) items below. how did those ever get approved?

always 15% regardless of service. best or worst, i don’t care. im not going to judge anyone. i just want a meal and consider the 15% to be a convoluted tax for meals here in the US.