“You was…” I’m hoping that’s on purpose.

Thanks for letting me know to avoid that company.

Just get rid of Pitchford.

Archaic societal expectations

Had a DM that did the same thing. A different dm pronounced chitin as chai-tin

If Tim Sweeney disappeared from the face of this planet, nothing of value would be lost.

Please don’t.

Anything out of his mouth you need to take with a giant grain of salt. But exclusive salt.

Folding tablet. We’ve left phone behind at this point.

My lock screen is a minimalist representation of symbols and colors relating to my fraternity.

I will mock AI “art” until my dying breath.

Is Phil asking for more sugar in his water?

Just call it a folding tablet

Where list?

Funny since the other guy is running on an updated Nazi platform.

I have two.

“I said, 'Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.”’

“Welcome to claps: Cunnilingus Class.”