This VR ad shows someone trying to play piano for the first time and chooses the song Take 5? In 5/4 time as your first song ever?

Every Italian family will have a photo of Tommy DeVito next to their photo of JFK by the end of the season

Perna cursed Miami in his power rankings. This will be interesting

Whoa something happened

How is that not unsportsmanlike territory lol

ITS STILL NOT HALFTIME?

Oh the jets play at 3? Cool, I can miss it to watch my Devils find other ways to disappoint me

This AWS ad is such BS. A teams schedule can’t predict and prevent injury, the matchups are already in place at the end of the previous season, and actually scheduling each matchup is nothing more than an algorithm that takes things like travel into account. They’re not asking fucking HAL to write the league schedule

I’m lost on the significance. Something something Olympics?

Did they Americanize squid game?

Yea that marching snare doesn’t sound like that. Nice try

Has Howell ever elaborated on why he only eats chicken

Why does Howell have a South Korean flag on his helmet

Say what you will about the rap vs rock debate but at least rock bands have more than just a guy with a microphone to elicit some hype in a live performance

Why am I viewing an ad about being a submarine builder

Is there a shortage of submarines I wasn’t aware of

BRANDY

You’re a fiiine girl

(Such a fiiiine girl)

DOOOODODODOOODODOOOODODODOOODOO

The New York Buffalo Williamses

The Colorado Denver Adult Horses

When did Peyton get the 3d holographic chess board from Star Wars?

Ok, hear me out. 360 degree cameras built into everyone’s helmet to get real time up close and personal data for penalties

I’ll take my check now, Goodell

Perhaps not enough tables have been sacrificed?