So, you simply mean “being preached at”? What’s the over/under on religious “leaders” feeling they’re above the law, etc., but knowing that they have to keep the sheep from spooking?

I gotta say: I love this. It’s super late, but I’ll come back with a story or two. 🕸️🐈‍⬛🦇🖤💀🌚🎃👻

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

Yeah… And those people vote. 🥲

At least they’re confident? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

11yrs-younger-you can’t judge. They were just another starry-eyed fuckin’ idiot. You’re good, just don’t do it again, right?

Right?! 😶

Talk about planted.

ew.

Does no one else see the lightsaber? 😶

Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

Uh. So, boomers swinging in the dark to maybe profit from a generation they have no more contact with than their marketing team has with real human beings? What could go wrong?

More than Ssss-skyliness, you ssss-say? Ooh, boy! Color me exsss-cited! 👀

Does marriage count?

/s

Titanium. Saved you from reading 7 paragraphs — of an ad disguised as “journalism”.

🤙🏼

Doesn’t answer the question, but same.

Find the door.

If you think that hasn’t been happening for decades, you’re younger than you think.

But, we can’t afford to not compete, I hear.

I would’ve believed you, maybe a decade ago…

Yeah, and they’re all named Ellen DeGeneres. Also, they’re just one person.