Same thing in management.

Long story on how I got there but I slept part of a night in the engine car of an old steam train in a city park.

“I hereby give you my consent to put a condom on my penis, random penile scientist girl.”

I really almost never have cash on me anymore so my soul is unburdened. I sometimes do charitable acts but it rarely involves giving money to people on street corners. That’s just a 9 to 5 for a bunch of them.

Yeah that’s when I’m hitting cancel.

Nah a lot worse. President Camacho was a good dude who had his peoples best interests at heart.

And the president elect checks every one of those boxes.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Sure glad I never had a Xitter account.

Maybe they all leave as early as possible so as to not have to hang out with this dude.

Great now that Lion King song is playing in my head.

I pretty much re-invented myself around 20 and became a much better person for it and have had a pretty great life for the past fifteen years or so.

Ironically I had a lot of friends growing up but almost all of them turned into garbage monsters and I actually chose to be friend-free outside of my significant other not long after 20 and I really don’t miss the friend experience. I do have a lot of casual acquaintances and my wife tells me I’m great in social situations but I just don’t feel the need any more to expend energy on friends when I have my family and hobbies.

Yeah but from my experience at least 33% of them have helped pay for an abortion.

" . . . in which to be an Oligarch."

I think you should get a pass for pity parties with your own family. I get really sick like once every five years. By Zeus, I want to be coddled when I’m really sick!

Be me, working chad

See co-worker come in and tell people he’s sick

Disgusting co-workers all leave him alone

Get idea

Tell people I’m sick

Smelly Nelly still wants to grope me

Gaaaaah what must I do to escape these germ bags!

There are popular kids with souls.

I feel like this is a Euphemism for many voters and the upcoming election.