This is a great advertisment for what real developers do. You shouldn’t just crank out the first idea that works. You should be doing something that is smarter and sensible.
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qarbone@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.English5·21 days agoAll US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.
You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.English36·21 days agoWhy would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.
My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•“Higher-Order Vibes” Are Killing the Vibe Coding IndustryEnglish4·22 days agoBeep?
You think I’m in the “hyperchicken gu pot” game because it’s easy?
Maximum cruelty, maximum flavor.
Ffs, leave something for the rest of us!
qarbone@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I... Genuinely only realizing this nowEnglish5·23 days agoI only fail ironicly.*
Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Israel issues Tehran evacuation order as Iran threatens to leave nuclear weapons treatyEnglish4·26 days agoJust so they can claim to be the victim after they make themselves the frontyard of another world war.
War crimes what war crimes? It was just war with Iran?
What’s a ‘gaza’?
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Games@sh.itjust.works•Hello Games fans enter the early stages of Silksong syndrome after Light No Fire is a Summer Game Fest no-showEnglish3·27 days agoThe title reads like pure SEO nonsense. They announced it last year didn’t they? No one reasonable is claiming vapourware because a game has gone silent for a year.
But bailing after he ostracizes his friends to try and control her is funnier.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•Is ThIs ThE hArDeSt PaRt Of ThE jOb?English10·1 month agoI’m confused what you’re confused about. Why are the only options in mind: “the fired employee said this on the first day they arrived a week ago,” or “they said it before they were hired”?
Instead of the much more likely: “they said it a week ago and were hired multiple weeks/months/years ago”?
I used to have dreams
Work is a drag
But I guess I have memes
Roses are red
Do we really need them to be able to read?
That’s why you practice with rocks. Like what slings originally did.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Playing Morrowind after Skyrim really rubs in what cavemen the Nords are compared to the DwemerEnglish9·2 months agoor why only those with dragon blood even attempt to say dragon words
That’s not a requirement. Ulfric is right there. The Greybeards are right there.
Being Dragonborn just lets you eat dragon souls to gain literacy.
Why are we punching a strawman made out of a 7 year old tweet? Get something more current of his to spit on.
Not even getting into how this can more squarely be aimed at GOPers who profess to love the cops and love the troops, but love the 2nd just as much. The article specifically about defending yourself from troops and cops.
Edit: swapped in “GOPers” bc sophistry
I’ve got a few written down. Standby.
Edit, this is the first dream I have written down:
Had a dream that a mustached, mulleted Nic Cage ran a failing tech startup in the near future. It opens up to him trying to borrow money from a human-level intelligence cyborg chimp that was wanted for a huge number of crimes, mostly driving related. The chimp stiffs him so Cage chases after a fleet of cop cars (all driven by chimp cops) and rats out crime chimp using a megaphone while crime chimp races after trying to stop him.
After Cage gets cyborg crime chimp in trouble, he drives to the office, which is super overcrowded and really modern looking like a Google office or something. When he gets inside the secretary(?) checks his hands to see if he had collected rent money(?). Cage gets pissy, picks up a very fake-looking baby doll and pretends it’s a real baby while kicking me out of the old-school media room that has a CRTV hooked up to a VHS player and one of those fat-back, large screen TVs that was like an inch from the wall with the screen facing the wall; Cage headed to that TV. All this time Chris Hemsworth(?) and either Chris Rock or Kevin Hart are riffing on each other in the background. But now it focuses on them and Hemsworth is joking(?) about how often he’s banged RockHart’s, and everyone in the office’s, gfs. RockHart looks pissed and Hemsworth is grinning/laughing at him. Then jump cut to Hemsworth in a moshpit or something punching everyone. I assume that was a crowd of all the boyfriends whose gfs Hemsworth banged.
I think the movie was called Overdraft. Me, [redacted], and [redacted] just walked into the theater after watching a movie about water or sharks because [redacted] said he heard it was a good movie.
The rocks ain’t magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.
Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.
I refuse to amplify that. Sounds like Cyberpunk “gonk and choomba” nonsense.
I’ll call them “comm(s)” as Izanagi intended.