“I wasn’t interested”

We’ve had wired earbuds for longer than wireless ones, I’ve yet to read a story about one exploding into someone’s ears.

Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short

To which I replied

‘They are as long as they need to be.’

So she went ‘A little warmth would help communication greatly’ or some other bullshit.

So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with ‘Hi,’ and end with ‘Cordially.’

I have fists

And the legal system, which is far more efficient when it comes to fuck over people than the government.

I have more leverage over civilians than I’ll have over any government agency, ever.

I know a handful of vegans who don’t make annoying people their one personality trait.

Again, in a normal conversation, warning your host about your allergies or food preferences is fine. If vegans could keep it at that it’d be great

Let me put it this way:

Nobody ever went out of their way to annoy me for eating a salad.

I’ve yet to meet a vegan that just casually mentions they’re vegans. There’s always some form of annoying behavior attached.

How do you have tourism without tourism industry?

I’m all for tourists paying more for stuff. Tourism is a cancer. Fuck tourism. There isn’t a single place on earth that has been improved thanks to tourism. Quite the opposite.