Is this supposed to be read right to left? The message with “Read 9:01pm” makes me think so

Lol fucking what

Ok, but he didn’t know what a transistor is. Like I get not knowing the mechanics or chemistry of it, but to literally not know it or how it applies to a computer boggles my mind.

I don’t have a degree

Maybe for dev knowledge, but computer science? The science of computers?

Had a graduate Dev who did not have a fucking clue about anything computer related. How tf he passed his degree I have no idea.

Basic programming principles? No clue. Data structures? Nope.

We were once having a discussion about the limitations of transistors and dude’s like “what’s a transistor?” ~_~#

365.25, surely

Golf. For the irony.

Swear to god the vibe coding movement is going to create so many new jobs in the ilk of “I hired some dude to write my startup thing and now it’s gone all to shit, can you make it actually good and scalable and responsive please?”

Oh I think I will computer

Man I’m glad my PR threads aren’t considered newsworthy by lazy af internet journalists.

Could be worse. Could be south West Water who poisoned an entire town with sewage drinking water, laid off a bunch of staff to cover the fines and then gave their C-suites a big bonus for handling the crisis.

Water monopolies need to be broken up or nationalised if they are ever to benefit consumers.

Add the charge onto outsourced labor costs, then you’ll see people taking fucking notice.

She’s givin’ me them box of severed penises in the freezer eyes

Not a sneaky way to get identity verification into every platform at all. Completely can’t see what you’re doing there.

Weird ass restaurant with their backwards menus

I mean… It’s not wrong

Spies: “Oh no, I’m made!”

SAS: “Come and have a fucking go then mate!”

I did, thank you. Terms therein like “they spend more time prompting the AI” genuinely do not apply to a code copilot, like the one provided by GitHub, because it infers its prompt based on what you’re doing and the context of the file and application and creates an autocomplete based on its chat completion, which you can accept or ignore like any autocomplete.

You can start writing test templates and it will fill them out for you, and then write the next tests based on the inputs of your methods and the imports in the test class. You can write a whole class without any copilot usage and then start writing the xmldocs and it will autocomplete them for you based on work you already did. Try it for yourself if you haven’t already, it’s pretty useful.

Ai-only vibe coders. As a development manager I can tell you that AI-augmented actual developers who know how to write software and what good and bad code looks like are unquestionably faster. GitHub Copilot makes creating a suite of unit tests and documentation for a class take very little time.