All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

You know what’s up

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can’t live on them. Science.

Somebody please tell me what’s wrong with just texting? Why did half the world decide MMS needed to be replaced with a proprietary app? It works, everyone has it and there’s no confusion. Unless you are concerned about privacy or something, why not just text?

Edit: MMS not SMS. I didn’t understand the difference.

It can sing Amazing Grace too!

Well, that was an easy block. Goodbye.