Are you calling me forgetful?! See you in 10 years for an apology.

Let’s argue right now and in 10 years we’ll come back here to settle it

So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?

She escaped into the ceiling and refused to come back out. We left food out for her, and she would eat it, but we never saw her again. We heard her though, yipping and scuttling about on various ceiling adventures. Rest well Frank Zappa the Second.

She was a replacement for my son because his other one (Frank Zappa the First) got sick and died while he was on holiday. His mum swapped them before he found out, but when she did so she forgot what colour the original hamster was (mix of dark/light brown). We had to convince my son that hamsters shed their baby fur and grow back a completely new colour (ginger/white).

Read any good books lately?

What if we add Kurt Angle to the mix?