Sometimes the waiter and sometimes the gunslinger.

I don’t get it. Can someone explain it?

Same… Everything now is oled and whining.

The common wisdom is that, Valve needs to do something about this shit already.
Store the offline authentication token thingy on the sd system encrypted and whatnot. No need to check for updates every time you power the deck or wake it up. Or when you isp decides to switch your ip to a whole different country (I love in Iraq, they do this frequently on a randomly times and fucks up the whole log in for many sites).