Lol. Exactly what I’m trying to avoid.

Unfortunately the light is mounted high up near the roof. It isn’t so much the light itself as the brightness reflecting off my white siding.

When we first got smart switches, I put one where my daughter Abby studies. I named it “piss abby” and when she was studying, I said “piss abby off” to shut the lights. She gave me a look and said “piss abby on” and kept studying.