Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

Conservatives be like: “God is angry, take away the abortions!”

I don’t have anything specific, self-hosting is a big subject. I recommend checking out https://lemmy.world/c/selfhosted / !selfhosted@lemmy.world There’s a lot of helpful folks over there

Have you considered self-hosting? Nextcloud is a great alternative to stuff like Google docs, etc…

Will any of them win?

And Kraft owns fucking everything so make an ai-generated image about mac and cheese being a weapon of mass destruction or something. Jesus, get a job