I’d finish earlier telling you which of my software is not open source.

I wouldn’t call it a war, more like a geeks dorky dance contest

I would take a different drug every day, starting from the softer to the hardest. And the last day make a great party with all my family and friends say goodbye, I love you all, and then go to my room and take a final dose of fentanyl.

Change company is the only way to keep up with inflation.

Fire you for destroying the tests. It’s intentional sabotage.

Before everyone loses their minds, in Extreme Programming there are safeguards other than PR reviews. Before you submit a PR, you are supposed to have written the tests and to have written your code with pair programming, so your code already has some safety measures in place. On top of that, when you merge and deploy, more tests are run, and only if all of them are green do your changes go into production.