Smee

I too have human skin. Several of them.

Nobody, not even me, want’s my wildest dreams to become true. Moderate dreams - Now we’re talking!

It’s like that wombat that have square poops, but the concretesaurus shits bricks.

The Game

Damn.

Did you draw that on a phone? Very nice!

👌😩🤌

My local grocery store is staffed by remote workers at night.

Is that like an error code for excel?

you

No I can’t. Have you considered you might be beyond normal smart about this stuff?

I don’t see the point of anything anymore, you folks need a community manager?

Ringrights just want to return the ring to it’s right owner.

What must his life be like?

Full of testosterone supplements and cheating.

Places I’ll never work: Seedy bars, high-stress business jobs, Norway, parachute testing companies…

Welcome to hell.

https://thenorwayguide.com/julebord/

The problem with the Norwegian julebord tradition is that it is not only used for eating nice Christmas food, but it’s also just as common to use it as an excuse to get very drunk.

Coworkers getting very drunk together also tends to be a bad idea in general, and the julebord tradition is known to have many controversies. Not only is it the most likely place for someone to hook up with a coworker, but it’s also known to be a breeding ground for workplace conflicts and sexual harassment.

I always wondered why there weren’t any nuke batteries available. We have had the technology for decades.

Back in my day it was all about Nick Cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSdxy3nNBeg

I used it way back but haven’t found anything comparable after going FOSS only. I miss the adaptive wake-up window.

There’s more cocks on YT than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xDZsu4XgQsE

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