This made me smile

Honey mustard abortion

Creep - Radiohead

I just feel bad for the workers who have to hear everyone’s shit who comes through the door after seeing that sign

The knives that have never been used are still going strong … hmm.

Stay in the race and hold the spot from some other asshole. If you win, don’t be a shitty ass republican; if you lose then some shitty ass republican didn’t win.

Wear the fucking retainer after braces come off.

Hey Jude.

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Unsolved mysteries theme song