…leave work early so I can bake her a cake.

educated fleas

are you telling me these fleas went to university?

i didn’t even read the title until now lol thx

don’t you see we’re almost out of pixels?

sounds like I should watch this

I didn’t know Star Trek was related to leftist

Sure but there are other franchises far more popular amongst geeks, so why Star Trek specifically?

Tiktok was like that from the start. Instagram has been making changes to be more like tiktok

granny knows what’s best for you

the background are happy emotes

The voting will stay but your homepage will be a for you page that selects posts based on your usage data and whatever is trending instead of the votes, in an attempt to bring engagement to a maximum. Just like what’s been happening to Instagram for years.

And then they say they’re going to try threads instead

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

we already knew Germans had a bad sense of humour so this is no surprise

mine beeps only once but it’s a long one

at least those sites tell you to not enter if you’re under 18

yeah works great

Well at least Chat’s replies are more helpful than yours

how do you get Chat to say these silly things

maybe it did I can’t remember