I really wish people would learn the difference between begging the question and raising the question.

I feel like it’s important to note that eating, breathing, and having a fun time with friends are all very LGBTQ+ activities! #woke

That’s okay, because I’m positive that they’ve already been blaming that shit on Democrats the way they do everything.

Trump voters are like a man who smashes his own fingers with a hammer and then screams at you to stop making him do that to himself. They are just deranged morons driven by ignorance and hate.

I dimly remember most of the episodes was just Columbo being annoying to the suspect until they gave up some clue to the motive of the crime. It was a funny, if somewhat predictable, gimmick.