I saved your comment to give myself another laugh in a few weeks. Amazing.

It is suspicious that you have a photo of the shirt when it’s folded up. Is that from YOUR closet, by chance?

Wait… People don’t have a work-to-live attitude in CO? I live in NC where everyone works their lives away. Are you telling me I can move, even within the US, and that’s not the case? I know NC is terrible for workers, but if it’s that much of a discrepancy then I would pack and go elsewhere asap.

Y’all, I’m very very vegetarian, but knocking this dude for recommending fishing is silly. “Fishing or another outside activity that seems relaxing to you” is implicit. People have different morals regarding animals and consumption. I get where you’re coming from, but “birdwatching is also a great activity!” is a better and more positive response imo.

Jeff Jackson for NC’s AG

We went for a nighttime walk in the woods and read “Tell-Tale Heart.”

You’re correct. I didn’t mean that 40 was itself too old, only that there is a certain point at which they’ll be too old for biological kids. No one is ever too old to find a new relationship though.

At some point we’re too old to have biological children, yes, but my 72 year old father has been in a new relationship for about a year and they seem super happy together.

(Edited for clarity.)

Have you tried palak paneer pizza? It might be a Baltimore thing. So good.

I mean, there’s not anyone outside the window. But the idea that something could be out there without my knowing? It’s a feeling of not being secure and makes me jumpy.

I can’t believe no one said the things under the bed, or the things looking in through the window. On the rare occasion that I’m home alone I still jump several feet to get into bed. Yes I’m too old for this but it’s the truth.

Are there lots of French who can’t easily tell left from right? I feel like one of the few sad Americans who can’t. Would love to know why. I always chalked it up to a lack of coordination.

Love the pantaloons being anatomically accurate. Also that feathered hand holding the pipe… Super nice.

Really? Wow, what part of the world are you in?

Every Central American I know actively thinks it’s gross. In Germany, peanut butter (when you can find it) has a huge American flag on the jar, and most Germans won’t eat it.

Excellent summary of the comments section. That was also my take away.

WHAT IS THE POOP KNIFE

Guessing both.

Peanut butter is weirdly American, but as an American, I can’t believe other countries not only aren’t obsessed with PB, but often don’t even like it. Wtf world. You’re missing out.

I just broke my first bone! The x-rays were exciting, and the tech emailed me the pictures!

I think it’s so cool to see what happens to your brain with the effects of various chemicals. We’re so convinced of our own sanctity, and feeling the world differently just disavows you of that in a few minutes.

I think LSD should be a common coming of age right. We’d all be better off, and better for each other, if we could realize we’re each just a tiny blip in the world.