Jolly cooperation is what I’d do

I chuckled at “hawk”

It’s over for me

This but unironically, everyone should fix themselves

It might also be just too expensive for some people. They wouldn’t buy it anyway.

BMW

Removed by mod

Coffee

No, it’s fucking Nintendo

We have not once encountered a corporate shitstain as aggressive as them.

They make some good games, that’s all. Everything else about them sucks.

Did Anon specify their gender?

Wtf why would anyone (I know, I know, fake story, but hear me out) gift their USED in-ear headphones. I wouldn’t touch that thing with a ten-foot pole, regardless if it was “cleaned”.

OP also did not go outside for the past 15 years

It definitely is lol

All and every orifice, sometimes artificial

If you can think of it, someone somewhere made it

US poltitics look like brainrot shitposting

Feddit schwappt über

He left her for another man (his spotter)

Lol I just wanted to comment that. Not blind, just hard to see but I gave up after10sec trying to decipher. It’s just such a bad diagram

You sound like a shit neighbor then. Just be considerate of others.

Or any famous women’s feet

Ich hab das nicht dran weil ich die freien Zeitungen benutze, um den Biomüll einzupacken 💀

“shy and quiet” tho