I was blown away by the choice, underwhelmed by the experience, amused by the reaction. While I said I’d do it again, the comedy of the novelty will be absent.

Tried some that a friend brought over to a different friend’s apartment. Friend freaked out because his roommate gets upset about strong smells. 7/10, would eat that oddly unpleasant fruit again to ruin another friend’s apartment.

I know my mom wasn’t a human being. She was an angel! Except for when she was abusing me horrifically. What do you call some sort of bipedal mammal that exists between heaven and hell and can destroy me with one sentence?

While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

Remember when Obama failed to stop hurricane Katrina?

I’m assuming their statement was meant to parallel this idiot thing that people started saying during Trump’s presidency

What’s that in freedom units?

“What was Windows even doing for us?”

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*

I think you just outed your alt.

Enjoy your mouth babies!

Fuck you, I didn’t even read your comment, you literate poopiehead!

ILLITERACY RULES!

Someone needs to clean up this fucking sim, the rules make no sense

Some genius

But what if companies want more money?

You sound like you can’t smell your own shit on your knees

I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple

Is it a jar of jam or jelly?

“They didn’t even vote for her, they voted for the other guy in the primaries.”

Me complaining about how fucked up two-party primaries are in the first place

“It’s in the constitution! They claim this is a democra-…”

Me tuning out until his stupid words turned into violent words

I like hugging my dogs