Yeah my local store stocks the blinding soup right next to the bone hurting juice.

Depends on the severity of the storm, and where it is. Most of Northern America is equipped for power outages. If a power outage extends over half a day something wacky happened.

No

If valve removed all of my purchases they would never get a single dime out of me again.

Would never be a move for them.

I think it’s more realistic for this scenario to happen to me, rather than the majority. My account with 500+ games also happens to have 30+ VAC bans.

Welcome to the modern world. Pretty much lines up with 99% of services people use daily.

I won’t ever move from steam to GoG, valve makes everything too convenient.