Yeah, call me when Taylor Swift performs Renegade at Acrisure. Then we’ll talk.

For me, it all depended on the era. In the late 80’s / early 90’s, when the Steelers weren’t doing well, I’d consider the season a success if we swept the Browns. By the time we reached the Killer B’s era and the Browns were merely punching bags in the North, I would be happy if we swept the Bengals. Nowadays, I’m happy if we sweep the purple rat birds. And this year we could sweep them three times. I can live with that.

I dunno, the Baltimore Colts of Super Bowl V were so bad, they won the game and the MVP was given to a player from the losing team.

The Green Bay Packers haven’t won in Pittsburgh since 1970. Let’s keep it that way.

I want a scoreless tie punctuated by a missed Justin Tucker 40-yard field goal in overtime.

Back in my toddler years, I noticed that the team logo was the same logo as was on my pressed steel toy trucks. Got interested. Saw the Immaculate Reception game on TV. Was hooked ever since.