Is this bait?

Of all the answers I got this is the most logical

But… there’s a male plug on the other end… do they also try to plug the bit of the toaster where the toast goes into the wall socket??

But TIL thanks, horrifying though that is

Why is this need seasonal?

At minimum the cheap ones have lower QA tolerances on components. Sometimes they straight up swap in shittier components (eg: plastic instead of metal, etc).

Not saying you always need the most expensive option when choosing power tools, but looks same != same.

V disappointed upon realizing this is not, as I initially read, satirically-typed

Rape is always used in war, and always used as an excuse for escalation, and never really cared about by the men in power.

The question shouldn’t be whether rape is happening; it should be what kind of scum cynically uses that as an excuse to bomb shit harder when they don’t give a fuck about actual rape victims?

1m seems like an insufficient number of dollars given what they make off the literal bodies of workers.